Oscar: ‘I’ve always wanted to try one of those rooms.’
Me: ‘What room?’
Oscar: ‘You know, those bouncy rooms?’
Me: ‘No. Not really. You mean a bouncy castle?’
Oscar: ‘No. One of those bouncy rooms with cushions in…’
Jason: ‘Nope. No idea.’
Oscar:’…for mad people to live in.’
Me: ‘Ah! A padded cell!’
Jason begins to laugh uncontrollably.
Oscar: ‘Yes! Where mad people live…(his voice takes on a weird timbre) and they pay to stay in there with animal money…that they create…IN THEIR MINDS!’
He cackles with laughter.
Me: ‘Well, you’re certainly going about booking yourself in in a very effective manner.’