Let us ignore all things CLD TM related.
I shall tell you more of Oscar.
He and Tallulah were sharing a bath at my mum’s this week. It was a divinely pink, radiant bath full of smells and bubbles courtesy of Lush bath bombs.
Oscar hopped in and immediately did a wee.
My mum caught him as she was shepherding Tallulah into the bathroom and immediately said that Tallulah was not to share his bath thanks to his wee pollution. He cried out:
‘No! No! It’s alright granna, honestly. Look Tallulah. I have only done a wee in my half of the bath. You will be alright.’
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Oscar logic strikes again!
Millie decided to do a wee when out shopping. Sadly we had penned her in the trolley and my lovely Nica bag is now soggy.
Incontinence is a problem, chez La Fave.
It could have been worse: Oscar could have weed ON Tallulah (yes, this is the voice of experience – it’s tough being an older sister!).
Or it could’ve been a poo….
I expect he was just neutralising the pink-ness bless him. And Mrs Jones is right!
Man wee defies all laws of physics.
Jo
Poor handbag. poor you. I sympathise. We are having issues in the Wheatley household. It has been a rather fragrant, damp holiday so far.
Pinklea
True.
Mrs Jones.
True -er
Sharon
She is.
Jenny
And common decency, unfortunately