Oscar came running in to the kitchen while I was cooking tea:
Oscar: ‘Mama!’
Me: ‘Yurs’
Oscar: ‘That fly over there?’
Me: ‘Yurs.’
Oscar: ‘He is after me.’
Me: ‘Don’t be silly Oscar. Of course he is not after you.’
Oscar: ‘He IS. He likes my arse.’
Me: ‘Oh’
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No answer to that really!
Sharon
I walked away quickly!
thanks for cheering me up with all the funny posts this morning !
Jennysnail
My pleasure.
Classic Oscar.He needs a fly whisk,although in that house it would mean disaster.
Jenny
we would lose our damage deposit for sure.
Apologies to Oscar for barging in on the comments, but wanted to let you know that you have been nominated as Blogger of the Year in the MADs – well done!
To find out a bit more about the awards, prizes and voting process, you can visit http://www.the-mads.com
Thanks
Sally
The MADs
Thanks Sally
sorry it has taken so long for me to reply. I am poorly. woe. woe. etc. Great news about the mads though.xx