Oscar Tales

Oscar came running in to the kitchen while I was cooking tea:

Oscar: ‘Mama!’

Me: ‘Yurs’

Oscar: ‘That fly over there?’

Me: ‘Yurs.’

Oscar: ‘He is after me.’

Me: ‘Don’t be silly Oscar. Of course he is not after you.’

Oscar: ‘He IS.  He likes my arse.’

Me: ‘Oh’

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8 Responses to Oscar Tales

  1. No answer to that really!

  2. thanks for cheering me up with all the funny posts this morning !

  3. Classic Oscar.He needs a fly whisk,although in that house it would mean disaster.

  4. Apologies to Oscar for barging in on the comments, but wanted to let you know that you have been nominated as Blogger of the Year in the MADs – well done!

    To find out a bit more about the awards, prizes and voting process, you can visit http://www.the-mads.com

    Thanks

    Sally
    The MADs

    • Thanks Sally
      sorry it has taken so long for me to reply. I am poorly. woe. woe. etc. Great news about the mads though.xx

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