1. Helas! The World is against me. Everything has gone tragically wrong. I may never play the violin again…Sigh
2. I am very sad. I am tragically sad. Nobody in the entire history of ever, has ever, ever been as sad as I am now. See, even that picture of a pygmy jerboa just makes me think of my own mortality. We will all die. It is so……sad.
3. Oh My Good God! I wasn’t joking was I? It’s all gone horribly wrong, and now we’re going to die in a weltering blood bath of gore, mayhem and shrieking. There may even be daleks it’s that bad. It’s so very bad I cannot possibly watch any longer.
4. Hang on a minute! There’s something fishy going on here (apart from the hair).
5. Oh Yes Indeedy Sirreee Bob! It has all become clear to me now. Thank God I am fully dressed and not in a bath.
6. Yes. You. You at the back. It’s all your fault. Prepare to reap the whirlwind.
7. Shhh! Promise not to tell anyone where the bodies are buried.
8. Does anyone know where we can get a decent brew in this godforsaken place. I always get thirsty after a little light slaying.
9. And a spot of musical cabaret wouldn’t go amiss at this time of night.
Fin.
love the jazz hands.
You have cheered me up, on a dull, busy day xx
My God, I thimk you have just doubled the number of photographs of you in existence. Who the hell was the wielder of the iconograph?
Hmmm, guess you’ve worked out how to upload photos, then?
You have found a new toy to play with then! I do like that dress, by the way.
You bring much needed festive cheer to the Nation.(I like the dress too).
Bravo! Encore! What a performance!
The dress is very popular, I think it’s great as well.
Will we treated to the sound of your voice next? Perhaps reciting poetry in dulcet tones? Maybe shouting at the offspring?
Hahahaha
Jo
Thank you. It’s taken me a week of stern talking to myself to post those photos. but worth it I think.
A.
Jason! I swore him to secrecy and he had to do it wearing a blindfold…
Mrs Jones.
Yes. It has been very fruitful, reading the manual. I may try it again some time.
Alienne
Oh yes. Have now taken a million trillion photos and will play until the inevitable boredom sets in, or I break it. Dress is by Phase Eight. I highly recommend. They had some really lovely things. I got mine from John Lewis but they have an online shop.
Jenny
It’s like the Queen’s speech but without the tight perm and hat that looks like a brain.
Sharon
I favour method acting. I think you can tell.
Pinklea
Yes, and soon there will be lunch boxes and t-shirts and shortly after that, world domination. Mwahahahahah
Choo
Enjoy your holiday. Glad you’re going today I bet!
I think this is my favourite post ever. And so handy! You should produce a pocket guide.
Ali
Don’t tempt me!