We had Jason’s birthday tea this evening. I made him Thai green curry with chicken. I baked him a perfect Victoria sponge cake with acres of whipped cream and jam. He got lots of presents. It was good.
After tea I sent the children up to have a shower. Tilly was in charge while I filled the dishwasher. She shepherded them upstairs beautifully and collected towels. I heard the hiss of the shower go on (baby monitors are a wonderful thing) and Tilly telling them to wait a moment while the water got to the right temperature. I had my foot on the bottom step of the staircase to follow them up when I heard Tilly calling me through the baby monitor:
‘Mama! Oscar has opened one of your tampax and stuck it on the end of his willy. I’ve put it in the bin for you. I just thought you’d like to know.’
I laughed so hard I thought I was going to be sick. Jason practically had to carry me upstairs I was so weak.
I can’t wait to tell his first girl/boyfriend.
Hahaha. That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!
Brilliant isn’t it?
oh yes, it’s really great. and especially tilly’s line: “I just thought you’d like to know!” i’m actually laughing out loud at work. and that almost never happens.
Bronxbee
I had to confess to a pang of conscience about posting this. After all the poor child will be mortified in later years. Nevertheless my cruel sense of humour and the fact that it was far too perfect a story to waste won over my better nature.
I love it!!!! Am still giggling as I type this. This might be the best birthday present! Now, spill the beans. How was the duvet?
Welshgirl
Ah! We had to air it. The grand snuggle is tonight. I will let you know.